15. The “I Have a Better Social Life Than You” Friend
This friend lets you know how awesome their social life is and doesn’t let you forget it. Every few days, and sometimes even multiple times per day, they’ll post about something amazing that they did. Then they’ll downplay it a bit so you don’t feel too bad. Either that or they actually want you to somehow find it in your heart to feel bad for them.
14. The Political Hijacker Friend
Everybody has run into these from time to time. You’ll share an innocent fun status and then log off of Facebook for a few hours. When you come back, Facebook lets you know that there have been several replies to your status… it must have been a huge hit! Excitedly, you click only to realize that one of your friends has totally ruined your status and made enemies with a few of your other friends…
13. The Hacked Friend
This friend doesn’t know the first thing about password and login security. Their friends get them good every few weeks at a minimum, and even though the hack status could be embarrassing, they just leave it on their timeline so they can reply.
12. The Ridiculously Photogenic Friend
This friend manages to look like a model in every picture they post on Facebook. Their hair is perfect. Their teeth are perfect. Their skin is perfect. They are everything you wish you were and so much more. They are the coolest people in the world. They don’t even have to status about it. Their multiple new profile pictures per day say a thousand words.
11. The Popular Friend
This friend has more friends than Ryan Seacrest. Even their really stupid updates get more likes and comments than your entire Facebook account has ever had, and that’s all within the first few minutes of them telling the world their random thoughts.