35. The Guilt Trip Friend
The world is full of heartless people. These people aren’t among them though. They care too much, and they’ll judge you if you don’t care too. If you don’t share their status, they’ll make you feel like not just a bad person, but an evil person. The images they want you to share are always very ugly too…
34. The Constantly Negative Friend
These friends mistake Facebook for a support group as opposed to 400 or 500 so-called friends that, in reality, they hardly know. If they’re posting a status, it’s informing the world how down they are about this or that. Show these people that you care by liking their status. Yep, that won’t look awkward at all…
33. The “Facebook Official After One Date” Friend
These friends are constantly in new relationships and then single again on Facebook. They won’t ever admit it, but we all know they’re adding their dating relationships literally as they are on their first date, sometimes even before. People, one date doesn’t mean you’re in a relationship. In fact, if you’re still counting the dates, you’re not in a relationship.
32. The Pyramid Scheme Friend
This friend has something to sell and doesn’t care if the whole world knows it. They’ll try to get all of their friends to jump on board with the latest and greatest money making program out there. Do you really need what they’re selling? They think you do, and they’ll have you buying in in no time at all…
31. The Animal Lover Friend
This friend is always posting weird pictures of their pets. If only we all loved their pet as much as they did. Then, these pictures might actually be welcome. At any rate, these friends obviously have too much time on their hands. They’ll even make their pet their profile picture.