50 Really Annoying Facebook Friends We All Have

45. The Stalker Friend

These friends never post on your wall, never really even communicate with you on Facebook, but when you see them in real life, they seem to know absolutely everything you’ve statused for the past year. Awkward, right? You didn’t even realize you still had them on Facebook. Probably a good time to unfriend.

44. The Refriend

Remember that friend you decided to unfriend a while ago? Well, this friend doesn’t take no for an answer and is back for more rejection. Do you accept their friend request out of pity or do you let bygones be bygones?

43. The Groupie Friend

These friends like and comment on all of your statuses almost as fast as you can post them. If you’re not sure if you have any Groupie Friends, just post a status and see who replies instantly. Somehow, they are always there within the first 30 seconds or less.

42. The Wannabe Celebrity Friend

This friend knows all the cool lingo and makes sure every status update of theirs has a hip-hop bent to it. In the more annoying cases of this, they actually hang with celebrities and make sure to play that fact up in all of their statuses.

41. The “Taking A Break From Facebook” Friend

Everybody needs a break from Facebook from time to time. Most of us just disappear without notice, but not these friends. They’ll not only inform the uncaring general public that they’ll be taking a break, but they’ll share this as if they’ve suddenly had some life-changing epiphany.

Yeah, they’ll be back.