30. The “I Love My Job” Friend
Times are tough. Good jobs are hard to come by. So, if you happen to be among the lucky few who have a job that you love, nobody will mind if you constantly flaunt it on a daily basis, right? Your friends will be happy for you, right? Wrong. We were marginally happy for you when you posted that you got the job 5 years ago. We don’t need to hear about it every day.
29. The Gaming App Friend
You’ll be sitting there, minding your own business, perhaps getting ready to eat some #EpicToast or share a meme (you know, important stuff like that), and suddenly Facebook tells you that you have a new notification. A smile slowly forms on your face. Somebody must have liked your status from a few minutes ago. Nope! It’s one of your grown-up adult friends sending you a legitimate invite to play some game that 4-year-olds are already too old for.
28. The Overworked Friend
This person works 25 hours a day, 8 days a week, 366 days out of the year. They have absolutely no free time, whatsoever. How do you know? Because, they’ll post this on Facebook 4 or 5 times a day, maybe even more if it’s a SUPER busy day and they literally have no free time at all.
27. “I Want You To Think I’m In Amazing Shape” Friend
These friends are the ones who we all know never work out, or at least rarely work out. One thing is for sure though, they’ve never posted a single picture of them in beach attire. For a moment, you might actually think they must be in great shape underneath that sweatshirt, but you know better.
26. The “I Actually Am In Amazing Shape” Friend
Perhaps even more annoying than the “I Want You To Think I’m In Amazing Shape” friends are the ones who actually are. They won’t always post about working out as much as “I Want You To Think I’m In Amazing Shape” friend, but 9 times out of 10 they’ll still let you know how many times a day they are doing P90X or whatever other workout program is all the rage at the time. Additionally, every picture of them is shirtless (guys) or semi-shirtless (ladies). They could be going out to eat at a nice restaurant and they’d still manage to find a way to show you their lats in the picture.