5. Which Fifty Shades of Grey Character Are You?
There’s nobody in this story worth being proud of. It’s nothing more than a Twilight fan fiction novel written for desperate housewives. If you’re into this series, you obviously don’t see a problem with the author’s objectification of people, so you can be the tie on the cover. Stay away from paper shredders and fax machines.
4. Which Greek God Are You?
Before you get all excited, just stop. Don’t take this quiz. It will only lead to hurt and sadness. Pull up your shirt for a second and look down. Count how many muscles you see in your abdominal area. If you don’t understand the question, you’re bound to be disappointed by this quiz. You’re not a Greek god at all. You’re just an average out-of-shape person who should be at the gym right now instead of taking online quizzes to boost your ego. Get off the computer and go for a run or something. You can put your shirt back on now. You’re unlikely to be the subject of any nude sculptures or paintings any time soon.
3. Which Career Should You Have?
If you seriously think taking such a quiz will truly help you choose your major, let me save you some time and tell you that you should probably consider going back a few grades and trying again in a few years. As for what career you should look into? Don’t quote me on this, but if I think hard enough and really close my eyes until I can see little lights floating around behind my eye lids, I’m pretty sure I can see rocket science in your future.
2. Which Decade Do You Belong In?
Simple. You belong in the 2010-2019 decade. Just trust me on this. You’re glued to your smart phone. You’re addicted to the Internet. You use Snapchat. You can’t survive without your triple cream vanilla latte with four shots of espresso and whipped cream on the top every morning. You need to stay in the current decade. Honestly, we’d all like to see you in the 1910’s just for fun, but it’s a known fact that you wouldn’t last a day pre-2010. You should really consider throwing away your smart phone though. You’re using it for really dumb stuff.
1. Which Type of High Schooler Are You?
Honestly, if you’re answering these types of quizzes and posting the results online, we already know you’re a high schooler. That much is clear. But, what type? Well, probably the kind that is reading this while in class right now instead of paying attention to your teacher. And if you’re already out for the summer, you’re probably the type who had to go to summer school and is reading this while in class right now instead of paying attention to your teacher. No? Not in class right now, you say? Then you’re a liar, and I still wish you weren’t a liar. And if you claim to understand that reference, you’re definitely a liar, because today’s high schoolers weren’t even alive when Will Farrell was on SNL. Which type of high schooler are you? Let me just put it this way. If you’re not already the tallest senior there, just give it a year or two more. It’ll happen for you.
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