Andrew Fischer
15. Which Video Game Character Are You?
Ok, now we’re talking. Are you a dragon-slaying knight? Perhaps a zombie hunting mercenary, a tomb-raiding babe, or a space Spartan? Sorry to burst your bubble. You’re none of these. You’re a loser. You’re literally the person sitting in front of the TV pretending to be one of these cool characters. Put down the controller, turn off the game, and go outside for a change. The graphics are pretty great out there.
14. Which 90’s Rock Band Are You?
Technically speaking, some wouldn’t consider them rock at all, but regardless of that debatable fact, you’re Nickleback, for obvious reasons. Your life accomplishments shouted all at once would sound similar to “<url=”https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eqcDj212vk”>All Of Nickelback’s Greatest Hits Played At Once”. This is what you amount to when you share your quiz results.
13. Which Star Wars Character Are You?
Luke? Obi-Wan? Han? Leia? Sure, you’re Leia. Wait… You’re going to post these results on every social networking site you use, right? Yes? Ok, then there’s no question about it. I’m altering the deal. You’re Jar Jar Binks. You’re unbearably annoying. You’re… well, we’ve all seen the movie. You’re everything that’s wrong with Star Wars Episode I. Pray I don’t alter your results any further. Kid Anakin could still give you quite the run for your money.
12. Which Miley Cyrus Song Are You?
To be fair, they are all pretty terrible. But just for the sake of picking one, you’re “Party in the USA”. You’re a klutz who doesn’t know what to do with your life unless your song is on. And what do you do when your song comes on? You act a drunken fool and somehow it all ends up on video on somebody’s cell phone. Life doesn’t always go your way. You’re not always going to fit in. You might not always hear your song. You need to be able to deal when that happens instead of twerking on a wrecking ball like an idiot.
11. Which Game of Thrones Character Are You?
The only truly noble character worth being in it (played by the walking spoiler himself, Sean Bean) was killed off mercilessly in the first season, leaving behind a bunch of shady individuals to fight for the throne. If you enjoy the show, George R.R. Martin’s twisted side has obviously rubbed off on you a bit. Therefore, you’re that cute little kid in Batman Begins who turned into an arrogant little brat king. You’re Joffrey. You’re a sadistic tyrant. Nobody likes you, not even the people you invite to your own wedding.
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