Zachary Disease

Hinata

La Coquette
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A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a date or
any sex for over 5 years. She was afraid she might have something wrong
with her, so she decided to seek the medical

expertise of the well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang.

Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all
your crose." The woman did as she was told. "Now, get down and craw
reery, reery fass to odderside of room."

Again, the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now
craw reery, reery fass back to me." As she did, Dr. Chang shook his head
slowly. "Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see.
Dat why you not haf sex or dates."

The woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?"

Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face
look Ed Zachary like your ass."