This topic is to lighten the mood, you may post your own jokes but I ask that you PLEASE keep them clean. I recieved this one via e-mail One day, a child asked, "Daddy, how was I born?" Dad says, "Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Popup appeared and said: .....You've Got Male!"