You've Got Male!

SamusAran86

Registered Member
#1
This topic is to lighten the mood, you may post your own jokes but I ask that you PLEASE keep them clean.

I recieved this one via e-mail

One day, a child asked, "Daddy, how was I born?"

Dad says, "Ah, my son, I guess one day you will
need to find out anyway! Well, you see your Mom and I
first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up
a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a
cyber-cafe.

We sneaked into a secluded room, where your
mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon
as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither
one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too
late to hit the delete button, nine months later a
blessed little Popup appeared and said:

.....You've Got Male!"
 

doubles2004

Registered Member
#3
cute i got this one yesterday.

A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?"

Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend". "I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend."

Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus.

Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.

The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door, and there stood Grandma's minister.

The minister said, "Hello, son, is your Grandma home?"

The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend."

The minister fainted.
 

doubles2004

Registered Member
#7
not a joke but its neat

Tequila and salt

You may not realize it, but it's 100% true.



1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die
for.

2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.

3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want
to be just like you.

4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they
don't like you.

5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.

6. You mean the world to someone.

7. You are special and unique.

8. Someone that you don't even know exists, loves you.

9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from
it.

10. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a
look.

11. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the
rude remarks.