You've Got Male!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by SamusAran86, Apr 29, 2005.

  1. SamusAran86

    SamusAran86 Registered Member

    This topic is to lighten the mood, you may post your own jokes but I ask that you PLEASE keep them clean.

    I recieved this one via e-mail

    One day, a child asked, "Daddy, how was I born?"

    Dad says, "Ah, my son, I guess one day you will
    need to find out anyway! Well, you see your Mom and I
    first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up
    a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a

    We sneaked into a secluded room, where your
    mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon
    as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither
    one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too
    late to hit the delete button, nine months later a
    blessed little Popup appeared and said:

    .....You've Got Male!"

  2. precision

    precision Registered Member

    Cute....very cute. Sad thing is, it MIGHT be true! lol
  3. doubles2004

    doubles2004 Registered Member

    cute i got this one yesterday.

    A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?"

    Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend". "I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend."

    Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus.

    Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.

    The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door, and there stood Grandma's minister.

    The minister said, "Hello, son, is your Grandma home?"

    The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend."

    The minister fainted.
  4. SamusAran86

    SamusAran86 Registered Member

    that was a good one doubles... A litteral lol
  5. doubles2004

    doubles2004 Registered Member

    yea i thought that one was good i have more but i think they are a little bad for here
  6. Mina

    Mina Registered Member

    Thank you guys for the much needed laugh!!
  7. doubles2004

    doubles2004 Registered Member

    not a joke but its neat

    Tequila and salt

    You may not realize it, but it's 100% true.

    1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die

    2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.

    3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want
    to be just like you.

    4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they
    don't like you.

    5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.

    6. You mean the world to someone.

    7. You are special and unique.

    8. Someone that you don't even know exists, loves you.

    9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from

    10. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a

    11. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the
    rude remarks.
  8. doubles2004

    doubles2004 Registered Member

    hey franko
    thats a pretty neat site there
  9. trctrnut

    trctrnut New Member

    Franko, that site is twisted. Oh can I have Nansee's Ph # ? :lol:
  10. iowamommy77

    iowamommy77 Registered Member

    OMG I love the jokes. Your website is funny also. :D

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