You're alone in the desert...

Discussion in 'The Bathroom Wall' started by Nevyrmoore, Jun 16, 2010.

  1. Nevyrmoore

    Nevyrmoore AKA Ass-Bandit

    ...walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?

  2. Chaos

    Chaos Epic Gamer V.I.P. Lifetime

    Because you're Vorbis.
  3. Pugz

    Pugz Ms. Malone V.I.P. Lifetime

    The sun is cooking it and i wanna eat it?
  4. idisrsly

    idisrsly I'm serious V.I.P. Lifetime

    Because it's funnier not to!
  5. Bliss

    Bliss Sally Twit

    Because I am you.
  6. Iris

    Iris rainbow 11!

    If I was alone in the dessert, I would eat it all.
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  7. Rebeccaaa

    Rebeccaaa yellow 4!

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  8. JessEpiphany

    JessEpiphany Registered Member

    It's not a tortoise. It's just a rock. Or maybe the sun has gotten to me?
  9. Merc

    Merc Certified Shitlord V.I.P. Lifetime

    Wait . . . .


    Or you know, it's because you're Mario.
  10. PretzelCorps

    PretzelCorps Registered Member

    Because you're a mafia thug, and the tortoise bet a lot of money he doesn't have on the Philadelphia Flyers, against Mickey the Wrench. Now Mickey wants his money.

    Or at least that's what I got out of it. :dunno:
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