You're alone in the desert...

Nevyrmoore

AKA Ass-Bandit
#1
...walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?
 

PretzelCorps

Registered Member
#10
...walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?
Because you're a mafia thug, and the tortoise bet a lot of money he doesn't have on the Philadelphia Flyers, against Mickey the Wrench. Now Mickey wants his money.




Or at least that's what I got out of it. :dunno: