Your Last Words

#1
What do you think your last words will be?

"What could possibly go wrong?"

^mine
 

Vidic15

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#5
"Hey Nurse, give me a head!"

Haha. Yeah!

I'll be a old man then! That would lead to another heart attack!
 
#9
Are you sure the handbrakes on?

That was the best ice-cream soda I ever tasted'

Pull the pin and count to what?

Don’t worry it has airbags.

The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!

What duck?

:D
 

ExpectantlyIronic

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#10
Oscar Wilde already won the greatest last words of all time contest with, "either this wallpaper goes, or I do". Not sure that I could top that, so I'd probably just say something boring and sincere to whoever happened to be near me when I kicked the can.