Your favorite comedian and his/her jokes

Discussion in 'The Bathroom Wall' started by Greywolf, Jun 1, 2008.

  1. Greywolf

    Greywolf Registered Member

    Since we're talking about humor, what's your favorite coomedian? Mine is Dave Chapelle,Jo Koy, and Mitch headberg. Dane cook's ok, ut he gets a bit repetitive at times.

    Some examples.... I can't tell you the hotel I'm stayin' at, but there ae two trees involved. People said "Let's name this hotel something tree." So we had a meeting, was quite short. "Ok let's see tree-- no, double tree-- HELL YEAH! Meeting adjourned." I had my heart set on quadruple tree, well we were ALMOST THERE....

    Any comedian and some joke of is you wanna share you know where to go.

  2. ysabel

    ysabel /ˈɪzəˌbɛl/ pink 5

    Thanks to oxy (another member here) I discovered Paravonian. I've watched several of his videos online and I can't single out a joke a like the most. I probably will even watch his live show (if he ever comes here, lol) - the only comic act I'd be willing to pay for.
  3. Merc

    Merc Certified Shitlord V.I.P. Lifetime

    George Carlin.

    No contest. "The Thinking Man's Comic" as he is called is nothing short of a legend. If you've never heard him, you do not know comedy.

    Ron White is another personal favorite of mine.
  4. WiigamerCRO

    WiigamerCRO Registered Member

    Bill Cosby

    i can't remember any of his jokes right now
  5. Merc

    Merc Certified Shitlord V.I.P. Lifetime

    How is he your favorite and you don't know any of his jokes? How about "The dentist"? "Having a good time"? Or "Chocolate Cake"?
  6. Corona

    Corona Registered Member

    Mitch Hedburg.

    "I don't have a girlfriend, I just know a girl who would get really angry if she heard me say that."
  7. Relinquished

    Relinquished Registered Member

    Dara O'Briain

    Ladies, a guy will always start telling you he's breaking up with you in the same way. He'll say.. "Listen..." And I'll tell you what you have to say to that as soon as you hear them say that, just say "I f***ed your brother". Doesn't matter if he doesn't have a brother, infact even better.

    However that doesn't mean everytime he says listen you say that. For example if you're in a forest together, camping out and just lying there with the wind breezing gently through the trees and nature surrounds you completely; and he turns to you and says "Listen.." Not a good time.

    Or if you're in bed and you hear a noise downstairs, he sits bolt upright, not moving a single muscle and whispers "Listen.." it doesn't mean you then sit up, drearly rub your eyes and while yawning say "I f***ed your brother".
  8. Greywolf

    Greywolf Registered Member

    There's also this other guy, Dave Chapelle

    Feelings are very important to women... They are... I'm just learnin' this shit.... Everything's based on how they feel...
    Now when a man tell the stories, it's all facts. WHO what when where why.
    "It was me and this guy Bob, and we was at safeway, and that f***** Bob said this, and I punched that f*****, and I broke out. And that's the story.
    But they gotta talk about it.... They just gotta talk about it.
    I be in the couch chillin' and shit. My lady come up to me and she goes... "David.... We need to talk...' "FUCK" I don't say that out loud... that's how I feel inside.
  9. Dawn

    Dawn Registered Member

    Lee evans - I find everything he says funny really, and his expressions.. priceless.
  10. Jeanie

    Jeanie still nobody's bitch V.I.P. Lifetime

    Mitch Hedberg:

    I cannot imagine the scenario in which I would need to show proof that I bought a donut.

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