Your best one-liners!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Omiee, May 23, 2008.

  1. Omiee

    Omiee Registered Member

    We all like our little inspirational one liners, or comical ones whichever goes with you - i like the following

    Its not the size of the dog in the fight but the size of the fight in the dog.

    Don't regret what you have done, only what you haven't

    I have a skinny girl screaming inside of me, however i can usualy shut her up with cookies.

    What are your best one liners? post them below :D

  2. Smelnick

    Smelnick Creeping On You V.I.P.

    Well, my favourite is the one in my signature.

    Happiness is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel it's warmth.

    some more though:

    Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine (cliche?)

    The hardest thing about rollerblading is telling your parents that you're gay.
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  3. Merc

    Merc Certified Shitlord V.I.P. Lifetime

    "The pope wears loafers" (kudos if you know where it comes from).

    It takes an awful lot of nothing to inspire a bit of something
  4. Bliss

    Bliss Sally Twit

    Love is the uncontrollable desire to be uncontrollably desired.

    Never fear shadows, that always means there is a light shining somewhere.

    If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
  5. Vincent_Valentine

    Vincent_Valentine Studley-Do-Right

    These are old but still good:

    Some people are like Slinkies. They aren't good for anything, but you can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

    Procrastination is alot like masturbation. It's real fun until you realize your screwing yourself.
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  6. 6footninja

    6footninja Registered Member

    "most people don't realize how close they were to success when they give up."

    "A plane always takes off against the wind"
  7. English-Emo-Boy

    English-Emo-Boy Supreme System Lord V.I.P. Lifetime

    "Sex is like a game of bridge, if you haven't got a good partner, you hope you've got a good hand!"

    "Vision without action is a daydream. Action without vision is a nightmare!"
  8. Babe_Ruth

    Babe_Ruth Sultan of Swat Staff Member V.I.P.

    After all is said and done, usually more is said.
    All I ask is to prove that money can't make me happy.
    Nothing is impossible for the person who doesn't have to do it.
  9. raye_raye

    raye_raye my bologna has a 1st name

    I don't have anything to add, I just think that some of these are hilarious and awesomtastic
  10. English-Emo-Boy

    English-Emo-Boy Supreme System Lord V.I.P. Lifetime

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