Your best one-liners!


Registered Member
We all like our little inspirational one liners, or comical ones whichever goes with you - i like the following

Its not the size of the dog in the fight but the size of the fight in the dog.

Don't regret what you have done, only what you haven't

I have a skinny girl screaming inside of me, however i can usualy shut her up with cookies.

What are your best one liners? post them below :D


Creeping On You
Well, my favourite is the one in my signature.

Happiness is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel it's warmth.

some more though:

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine (cliche?)

The hardest thing about rollerblading is telling your parents that you're gay.


Certified Shitlord
"The pope wears loafers" (kudos if you know where it comes from).

It takes an awful lot of nothing to inspire a bit of something


Sally Twit
Love is the uncontrollable desire to be uncontrollably desired.

Never fear shadows, that always means there is a light shining somewhere.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
These are old but still good:

Some people are like Slinkies. They aren't good for anything, but you can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

Procrastination is alot like masturbation. It's real fun until you realize your screwing yourself.


Registered Member
"most people don't realize how close they were to success when they give up."

"A plane always takes off against the wind"


Supreme System Lord
"Sex is like a game of bridge, if you haven't got a good partner, you hope you've got a good hand!"

"Vision without action is a daydream. Action without vision is a nightmare!"


Sultan of Swat
Staff member
After all is said and done, usually more is said.
All I ask is to prove that money can't make me happy.
Nothing is impossible for the person who doesn't have to do it.