Yo, UK

Discussion in 'The Bathroom Wall' started by Tucker, Jul 20, 2010.

  1. Tucker

    Tucker Lion Rampant

    You lot seem properly unable to pronounce "temporarily" correctly. We all, on t'other haind, cain't say "nudity" rat to save our behinds. Let's forgit all that and set a spell, real simple-like, and have us a tall boy - er, pint.

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  2. idisrsly

    idisrsly I'm serious V.I.P. Lifetime

    I'm not from the UK, but I do speak Bri'ish! Can I have a pint or 8? Can it be Kronenberg rather though. Fosters tastes like piss!

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  3. Tucker

    Tucker Lion Rampant

    Oh, aye. The 1664 is gear. If you can't handle a little urine bouquet in your suds, though, you're not the real party girl I first took you for.
     
  4. idisrsly

    idisrsly I'm serious V.I.P. Lifetime

    Somewhere in these scrolls, there is a story about me and Fosters, involving the fighting of invisible tigers, streaking in front of the Houses of Parliament and Olympic diving off the London Bridge - IN ONE NIGHT!!!

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    What is that you were saying about me not being a party girl!!!

    Pfft. If you want to play with the big dogs, don't piss like a puppy!! :rolleyes:
     
  5. Tucker

    Tucker Lion Rampant

    You Teutonic twit, you did NOT just "Pfft" at Puppy Power.
    SIC HER, BOYS!!!

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  6. idisrsly

    idisrsly I'm serious V.I.P. Lifetime

    OMG, run for the hills! Safe yourself!

    P-F-F-T!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  7. Tucker

    Tucker Lion Rampant

    No way! The last time I did that, it took them hours to get me out. Learning from our mistakes is what Tuckers do best.

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    SIC HER, BOY!

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  8. Jeanie

    Jeanie still nobody's bitch V.I.P. Lifetime

    nudity? why, because we say "new diddy"?

    what about "buttocks"?
     
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  9. Tucker

    Tucker Lion Rampant

    There we go; prime example. Why didn't I think of it?


    butt

    butter

    buttest


    If I try to say that, it'll sound like "Butt, bud or Buddhist" to a Brit.
     
  10. Jeanie

    Jeanie still nobody's bitch V.I.P. Lifetime

    that's why we don't name our kids Hattie and Lotta.
     

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