Yo momma...

Discussion in 'The Bathroom Wall' started by Bubbles, Sep 15, 2010.

  1. Bubbles

    Bubbles I ♥ Haters

    ....is so ugly, she makes a strap on go limp.
     

  2. Nevyrmoore

    Nevyrmoore AKA Ass-Bandit

    Yeah, well your mother is so ugly that FUCK YOU!
     
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  3. Bubbles

    Bubbles I ♥ Haters

    Well, yo momma's so fat that she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook.
     
  4. konboye

    konboye Registered Member

    Yo momma so old I told her to act her age, she well down and died.
     
  5. icegoat63

    icegoat63 Son of Liberty V.I.P. Lifetime

    yo mommas so poor when I went to rob her house I opened the front door and tripped out the back!
     
  6. Bubbles

    Bubbles I ♥ Haters

    Yo momma's so hairy, her tits look like coconuts.
     
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  7. Tucker

    Tucker Lion Rampant

    Yo momma's so ugly, she has to put on a bologna mask to get the dog to hump her.
     
  8. Bubbles

    Bubbles I ♥ Haters

    Yo mama's like a Big Mac. She's fat, meaty and only costs a $1.99 on Wednesdays.

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    That was awful. I can do better than that. Wait, wait here's a better one:

    Yo momma's so poor, that she has to clean the cum puddles at the local theatre just to pay for lunch.
     
    Last edited: Sep 16, 2010
  9. Bliss

    Bliss Sally Twit

    Your mother.

    lolol
     

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