Discussion in 'The Bathroom Wall' started by Bubbles, Sep 15, 2010.
....is so ugly, she makes a strap on go limp.
Yeah, well your mother is so ugly that FUCK YOU!
Well, yo momma's so fat that she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook.
Yo momma so old I told her to act her age, she well down and died.
yo mommas so poor when I went to rob her house I opened the front door and tripped out the back!
Yo momma's so hairy, her tits look like coconuts.
Yo momma's so ugly, she has to put on a bologna mask to get the dog to hump her.
Yo mama's like a Big Mac. She's fat, meaty and only costs a $1.99 on Wednesdays.
That was awful. I can do better than that. Wait, wait here's a better one:
Yo momma's so poor, that she has to clean the cum puddles at the local theatre just to pay for lunch.
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