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Yo momma...

Bubbles

I ♥ Haters
....is so ugly, she makes a strap on go limp.
 

Nevyrmoore

AKA Ass-Bandit
Yeah, well your mother is so ugly that FUCK YOU!
 

Bubbles

I ♥ Haters
Well, yo momma's so fat that she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook.
 

icegoat63

Son of Liberty
V.I.P.
yo mommas so poor when I went to rob her house I opened the front door and tripped out the back!
 

Bubbles

I ♥ Haters
Yo momma's so hairy, her tits look like coconuts.
 

Bubbles

I ♥ Haters
Yo mama's like a Big Mac. She's fat, meaty and only costs a $1.99 on Wednesdays.

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That was awful. I can do better than that. Wait, wait here's a better one:

Yo momma's so poor, that she has to clean the cum puddles at the local theatre just to pay for lunch.
 
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