"Yo Momma" jokes thread

Let em fly!

Yo momma so old her soc. security number is 1
Yo momma so fat she turned around and it was winter
Yo momma so stupid she shot an arrow in the air and missed
Yo momma so ugly blind men wont fuck her


Certified Shitlord
Your momma is so fat her blood type is ragu
Your momma is so old, she sat behind Jesus in the 3rd grade
Your momma is so fat, she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of Washington's nose
Your momma is so poor, I rang the doorbell and she stuck her fat ass out the window and yelled "DING DONG"


Sultan of Swat
Staff member
Your momma so fat she uses a beeper for a VCR
Your momma so fat that god uses her for a bowling ball
Your momma is so fat when I pass in front of her house, I see her ass in every window
Your momma is so fat she puts a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean and uses that as a water bed
Your momma so fat she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck.


Registered Member
Yo mama's so poor she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers!

Yo mama's so fat she fell in love and broke it!

Yo mama's so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks!

Yo mama's so ugly people go as her for Halloween!

Yo mama's so ugly we have to tie a steak around her neck so the dog will play with her!

Yo mama's so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras!

Your momma's so dumb she heard someone say it was chilli outside so she ran and grabbed a bowl

Your momma's so dumb she thinks a quarterback is a refund !

Your momma's so dumb the computer said press any key to continue and she went looking for the anykey!

Your momma's so dumb when your daddy suggested doggy style she went out the back and started to lick her balls!

Your momma's so dumb she think Sherlock Holmes is a housing project!

Yo Mamma's so stupid that when she goes to a movie theatre and saw under 18 not admitted, she went home and got 17 of her friends!

Yo Mamma's so stupid she stayed in the grocery store for one day looking at a can of orange juice because it said concentrate!



Yo mamma is fat when she step on a scale its reads "to be continue"

Yo mamma is stupid she fail her blood test

Yo mamma so stupid she brought a spoon to the Superbowl

Yo mamma so old when the Lord said let there be light she hit the switch


A Darker Knight
yo mamma is so fat, she got hit by a parked car

yo mamma so greasy, Texaco buys oil from her


Yo momma's like a shotgun: One cock and she blows.

Yo momma so old she was on the Raiders when they had both eyes.

Yo momma so ugly she went to an ugly contest and they said, "Sorry. No professionals."

Yo momma so poor and nasty I asked what was for dinner and she jumped on the table, spread her legs and said, "Crabs."


Im the YO mama joke king.......check me out

yo mama is soo fat she wears a wwe smackdown belt around her wrist

Yo mama is soo fat she dont take pictures, she take posters

yo mama is soo fat, everytime she dances the band skips

Yo' momma so fat, when God created her he said, "Heh, heh, lets see what happens

Yo' mommas so nasty shes had more rappers in her than an ipod

Yo mama so fat, Godzilla, King Kong, and The Hulk ran away from her screammin', "HOLY SH-T!!!!! RUN!!!!


ur moma is so fat that wen she sat a on a loonie it turned to four quarters.]
ur mom is so fat she tripped over a cordless phone
ur mom isso ugly that wen she was born the doctor threw her to the wall and the wall threw her back.
your mom is so poor that wen someone asked her for 10$ she said " five dollars?...why do you need 2 dollars?"
your mom is so fat that wen she jumped for joy she got stuck.
your moma is like a ripped jean. old and used.
your moma is like tin foil. gets used once