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Yo mamma jokes.

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Sword_Hunter

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Does anyone know any yo momma jokes.
I got a few.
1. Yo mamma so poor when someone asked her why are you kicking a can she said i'm moving.
2.Yo mamma so dumb she put a peep hole on a glass door.
3.Yo mamma do big she stepped on an aeroplane and turned it into a sub marine.
4. Yo mamma so hairy she has afros on her nipples.

Yeah well thats all I got from the top of my head.

Does anyone else have any.
 

Nightsurfer

~Lucky 13 strikes again~
Well , Yo mamma's so ugly she could make a Train take a dirt road... :lol:
 

Sword_Hunter

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:lol: So it's gotta be that way now aye. Well your mamma is sooo poor when someone stepped on a sigarette she said "hey who turned off the heater".:lol:

You so ugly yo mamma had to feed you with a slig shot.

Heres a rap:

This is a fact, your mammas breath is wack, she needs a tic, not a tac, but the whole damn pack.

Don't meen to be mean but yo mamma needs listerine, not a sip , not a swallow, but the whole damn bottle.

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Nightsurfer

~Lucky 13 strikes again~
Hey I like this game...So here is another..

Yo mamma's so ugly she has to sneek up on a glass of water just to get a drink..... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 

Sword_Hunter

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Yo mammas so old when someone told her to act her age she died.:lol:
 

Pianobone

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Yo momma so fat when she sat on a quarter she squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose.

Yo momma so dumb it took her an hour to make minute rice.
 

Nightsurfer

~Lucky 13 strikes again~
I like the last one that was funny... :lol: :lol: :lol: So here is yet another one..
Yo mammas so dumb she sits on the T.V and watches the coutch all day... :lol:
 

Sword_Hunter

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Yo mamma so dumd she was arrested for vandelizing a mirror shop.
 
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