WTF

Discussion in 'The Bathroom Wall' started by AnitaKnapp, Jun 8, 2009.

  1. AnitaKnapp

    AnitaKnapp It's not me, it's you. V.I.P. Lifetime

    How come smoke detector batteries always run low at 2 a.m.? Why is it never during the day?
     

  2. Bliss

    Bliss Sally Twit

    You're not lying. This happened to me a couple of months ago in the early hours of the morning.
     
  3. AnitaKnapp

    AnitaKnapp It's not me, it's you. V.I.P. Lifetime

    I have 2 of them. I took down the wrong one and dismantled it...and the beeping kept on going. So, I try to take down the 2nd one...only the wires won't come unplugged from the ceiling. So, I balance precariously on my ladder and manage to get the battery out of it. I go to get in bed and then....CHIRP. I was absolutely livid.

    I finally had to pry the adapter/wires thing out of the back of it with a butter knife.

    Now hopefully my apt doesn't catch on fire until I get around to calling maintenance.
     
  4. Bliss

    Bliss Sally Twit

    I need some maintenance. Won't you come round?
     
  5. AnitaKnapp

    AnitaKnapp It's not me, it's you. V.I.P. Lifetime

  6. Tucker

    Tucker Lion Rampant

    And bring a budder knife.
     
  7. Bliss

    Bliss Sally Twit

    I've got a great spread for that budder knife.
     
  8. AnitaKnapp

    AnitaKnapp It's not me, it's you. V.I.P. Lifetime

    cream cheese?
     
  9. Bliss

    Bliss Sally Twit

    Fish paste actually.
     
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  10. AnitaKnapp

    AnitaKnapp It's not me, it's you. V.I.P. Lifetime

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