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Wrote a Poem

generalblue

Where is my Queen?
Dear Smel,

Countless days spent on COD
Solace from the outside world
No time for hygene


In his fits of rage
He throws poop at the TV

And he has no friends

He is a big redneck
His odor is stinkin' mean
Why won't he wash up?


The end.
 

Smelnick

Creeping On You
V.I.P.
Hey, i showered this morning!
 

Taliesin

Registered Member
And is your neck really red?
 

Taliesin

Registered Member
Then it'll be time for him to upgrade to a newer model of skin. Just what Danny's always wanted!
 

Smelnick

Creeping On You
V.I.P.
To the skin store!
 

Taliesin

Registered Member
What one shall you get today? That slinky, slightly effeminate model you've had your eye on?
 

generalblue

Where is my Queen?
After I get done with him, upgrading his skin will be the last thing on his mind. muajajajaja.
 

Smelnick

Creeping On You
V.I.P.
Hardly Eph lol. I'm gonna go for the no beer gut, chiseled abs, chiseled pecs. Well, basically chiseled everything. I'll be made of iron. and as I crush little beings i will yell 'I HAVE THE POWAH!!!'
 
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