I'm gonna go ahead and start off by saying Beyblade. Plastic tops with spirits inside them?! C'mon, as much as I love playing beyblades and as cool as it is to see them hammer at each other, this shit was too ridiculous. First of all, the tops move like fucking ninjas on ice skates across the battle field. What the hell? Beyblade battles don't last longer than a few seconds, at most a minute unless you seriously kick ass with a bey blade. And how does a beyblade jump or bounce on top of another beyblade? It looks cool with the CGI tops and the sparks but goddamn is that unrealistic. At least with yugioh or duelmasters they had the excuse that the whole game itself had links to magic and another world, but here, it's just ordinary freaking tops with a spirit thing inside it. HOW DOES A TOY HAVE A SPIRIT INSIDE IT? THAT MAKES NO SENSE. AND NOT EVEN LIKE A TOY ROBOT OR ANYTHING, A TOP. A COLLECTIBLE PLASTIC TOP. It's like Spirit: Hey, I'm just, ya know, stopping by, OOH a toy i'm gonna go possess it and help this kid cheat in tournaments. And how come the fields are gigantic? A normal beyblade battle lasts only around 5- 30 seconds, that's it. It's spinning tops knocking each other over, not fucking foosball, you don't need a giant ass field. And what's worse, they make it seem all serious, like it's a matter of life and death or something. THEY'RE SPINNING TOPS TO SEE WHOS TOP SPINS LONGER. ITS A GAME. There's this one scene where this guy is standing in the rain and suddenly a ton of generic beyblades come at him, and he knocks them all down with his own beyblade and it's supposed to be cool. And there's another one where these kids are staying at a hotel or something and when they walk out OH SHIT! A plastic top flies by and...shreds a chunk out of the wooden pillar next to him??? What the hell? Since when were plastic tops replacements for shurikens and guns? Why can't they attack with real weapons? Is this some other dimension where children's toys are supposed to be tough? When I first saw this I said "they can't be serious." But they were. I'd put bobobo first, but they're actually TRYING to be stupid, so they've done their job.