Woman's Diary vs Man's Diary

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  1. Vidic15

    Vidic15 No Custom Title Exists V.I.P. Lifetime

    WOMAN'S DIARY

    18 July 2009 Saturday

    Saw him in the evening and he was acting really strangely.

    I'd been shopping in the afternoon with the girls and was a bit late meeting him, thought it might be that.

    The bar was really crowded and loud, so I suggested we go somewhere quieter to talk.

    He was still very subdued and distracted so I suggested we went somewhere nice to eat.

    All through dinner he just didn't seem himself - he hardly laughed and didn't seem to be paying any attention to me or to what I was saying.

    I just knew that something was wrong.

    He dropped me back home and I wondered if he was going to come in.

    He hesitated but followed.

    I asked him what was wrong, but he just half shook his head and turned the television on.

    After about ten minutes of silence I said that I was going upstairs to bed, I put my arms around him and told him that I loved him deeply.

    He just gave a sigh and a sad sort of smile.

    He didn't follow me up immediately but came up later and, to my surprise, we made love - but he still seemed distant and a bit cold.

    I cried myself to sleep - I think he's planning to leave me - maybe he's found someone else.


    MAN'S DIARY

    Saturday 18 July 2009

    LAKERS lost.

    Gutted.

    Got a root though.
     
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  2. Bliss

    Bliss Sally Twit

    Who says "Got a root"?
     
  3. Vidic15

    Vidic15 No Custom Title Exists V.I.P. Lifetime

    It says in the man's diary..
     
  4. Bliss

    Bliss Sally Twit

    In general though. I've never heard that expression.
     
  5. Vidic15

    Vidic15 No Custom Title Exists V.I.P. Lifetime

    It's common in Australia.

    "Got a root recently mate?"
     
  6. Impact

    Impact Registered Member V.I.P. Lifetime

    Yeah I hear it a lot. Must be a Kiwi thing too.
     
  7. BigBob

    BigBob Registered Member

    I still don't even understand what the fuck it means.
     
  8. Vidic15

    Vidic15 No Custom Title Exists V.I.P. Lifetime

    Someone remind me next time not to post Australian jokes.

    1. A Kiwi/Australian slang that is used in place of the more commonly used term "fuck."

    1. You're rooted! (You're fucked)
    2. If ya wanna root just ask! (If ya wanna fuck just ask)
     
  9. Boredie

    Boredie In need of Entertainment

    It wasn't an original Aussie joke. In the original they used another word.
     
  10. ysabel

    ysabel /ˈɪzəˌbɛl/ pink 5

    That's why men don't have diaries. :hah:
     

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