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Woman scares off mugger says she works for NSA

Hilander

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A quick-thinking Washington DC woman has the National Security Administration’s much-maligned domestic spying program to thank for saving her from a mugger.

Woman scares off DC mugger by lying that she works for NSA and that her phone will be tracked in minutes if stolen | Mail Online
I thought this was funny, the NSA is so feared just the mention of it scares off a mugger. I have to hand it to this woman for being calm enough to come up with this story. It pays to keep you wits about you, don't know if I could. I would of probably gave him everything that I had. Glad this turned out well for her.
 

Crouton

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Hahah, this is great. What a way to think on your feet. I'd like to think I'd be able to come up with stuff on the spot like this but I doubt I could.
 

idisrsly

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That is a pretty cool story. I'm not sure if I could think that quick under pressure, but I would like to think I could. I'm glad everything worked out for her. Sometimes resistance in any way just backfires on a person. But in this instance it worked out.
 

Hilander

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I guess at times it can be good to be a convincing liar. I don't think I could of done it either and hope I never have to find out.

They said there is a heavy police presence in this part of the capital. I wonder why no cops noticed she was being mugged.
 
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