With my catapult turtle...

Nevyrmoore

AKA Ass-Bandit
#1
I can launch my Dragon Champion towards your castle shattering its flotation ring thereby causing it to collapse on top of your monsters.
 

Smelnick

Creeping On You
V.I.P.
#3
Yah Bliss has one. It's just a short walk down main street each night. It's perfect. What other job can you get where you can have fun all night, AND get paid for it. Mind you, a portion of her income goes to pay for Tucker and I's protection services. (aka, our jobs. We're her pimps if you didn't get it)

Also, Storm, Get a job!
 

Merc

Certified Shitlord
V.I.P.
#4
I can launch my Dragon Champion towards your castle shattering its flotation ring thereby causing it to collapse on top of your monsters.
NO! That will destroy my monsters and the rest of my lifepoints!

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