Why I Had To Change Motels

Discussion in 'The Bathroom Wall' started by Dabs, Sep 30, 2010.

  1. Dabs

    Dabs Registered Member

    Last week I checked into my hotel in Nashville and was a bit lonely.
    I thought, I'll call one of those girls you see advertised in phone books like escorts and such.
    I picked up the phone book and found an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo.
    She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs..... Well, you get the picture! I figured, what the heck, give her a call.
    'Hello,' the woman says......... God, she sounded sexy.
    Afraid I would lose my nerve if I hesitated I rushed right in.
    'Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything!
    Now, how does that sound?'
    She says, 'That sounds fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line.'

  2. Oooh_snap

    Oooh_snap Living on the 0th floor V.I.P. Lifetime

    Hahahahahaha. I didnt realize this was in humor at first and I was wondering if your kids knew how freaky you are! Ha that was pretty wonderful.
    Bliss likes this.
  3. Dabs

    Dabs Registered Member

    Well, it is a joke after all, it didn't happen to me.
    I am known for my off-the-wall comedy...yes, my children know I am very much freaky ~LoL~
  4. Oooh_snap

    Oooh_snap Living on the 0th floor V.I.P. Lifetime

    Haha, I figured it didn't once I caught on that it was a joke, which was luckily pretty early on. I definitely have an off-the-wal,l non-politically correct sense of humor too.
  5. Bliss

    Bliss Sally Twit

    This post > The joke
  6. Wade8813

    Wade8813 Registered Member

    True, but it was a good joke (unlike the 12 inches one)
  7. Double-R

    Double-R Registered Member

    Omg lmfaoooo!!

    I swear, I would have been so damn embarrassed! I would've left that motel with the quickness! rotfl!!!

    Dude, how did you check out of there while holding a straight face?
  8. Bubbles

    Bubbles I ♥ Haters

    You're all dead inside!
  9. Dabs

    Dabs Registered Member

    Ummm....~Lmao~....Dude, it was a simple joke, it never really happened, thus the reason it's posted in the humor section ~LoL~
    Anyway, I'm a dudette......and I'm glad it made some laugh, it's good to laugh :lol:
    I happen to think the jokes I post are funny....if some people like them, great!
    If they don't....oh well~
  10. Double-R

    Double-R Registered Member

    Oh wow...blond moment...

    I'd like to chalk this one up to the medication I am on. Damn Flu...*smh*.

    Wasn't entirely coherent during that post. :embarassed:

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