Why do you kill cats?

I crack their spines open and drink the stem cell broth, releasing their feline warrior souls to Meowhalla. You?

 

I just like eating pussy. Is that so wrong?

 

Give the mice a chance.

 

I think you answered how do you kill cats... not why....

either way...

 

cause you are killing all of the cats... Hater.

Spoiler

 

Because my mother told me that a hen will lay eggs in my tummy if I don't.

 

Did she offer any clues as to how it would get in and out?

 

Hooooooooooooooooooooooo!