A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies. Suddenly, at 3 O’clock in the morning, a resounding noise came form outside... The woman, sort of bewildered, jumps up from the bed and yells at the man: - “Shit!, that must be my husband!” So the guy quickly got out of bed , scared, and naked. He jumped out the window like a crazy man, smashed himself on the ground, went through a thorn bush, then he stood up and started to run fast to his car. Just a few minutes later he returns and tells the woman: - I’m your husband, you slut!!! So the woman answers: - Oh, yeah?!! And why were you fucking running?!! You son of a bitch!