When wiping your bottom.

TheMaster

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#1
Don't read on if you are eating although this is not that discussing. I was reading this on the internet, when you've just excreted some waste in the toilet and you lunge for the toilet roll, you grab 1 piece of sheet off the toilet roll, about the legnth of a normal sized ruler, with this sheet how much do you use it before grabbing another sheet?, this is a very strange question to ask but it's useful to be answered.

I have to admit , I use it for only 1 wipe then go onto the next sheet.
 
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Merc

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#3
You're able to wipe your ass with just a few squares of toilet paper?

I must be missing some kind of secret here.
 

EllyDicious

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#5
lmao at this thread.
but yeah. i agree with storm.

@cons- are you being ironic?
how many squares of toilet paper do you need to wipe your ass?
 

TheMaster

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#6
You're able to wipe your ass with just a few squares of toilet paper?

I must be missing some kind of secret here.
No, sorry, that's not what I meant lol. On each wipe with one sheet, do you use it more than once, because I only use it once, then I grab another sheet, do you get me now?
 

Merc

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#7
Take two pieces, fold them together, wipe, fold in half, wipe, fold in half...

I have the officers version of Bad Lads Army to thank for this.
Maybe if you're Lindsay Lohan or somebody that shits pebbles this may be the case. Not to mention, most toilet paper is such crap that it tears apart by blowing on it. I guess I'm still not seeing how this is possible.
 

TheMaster

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#8
Take two pieces, fold them together, wipe, fold in half, wipe, fold in half...

I have the officers version of Bad Lads Army to thank for this.
Haha lol. :lol: So that's the secret. STORM, WHY DID YOU NOT POST A THREAD ON THIS?! :lol:
 

Impact

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#9
Seriously, what the fuck? This isn't actually here is it? Tell me someone slipped me some acid or something.