When wiping your bottom.

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by TheMaster, Nov 5, 2009.

  1. TheMaster

    TheMaster Registered Member

    Don't read on if you are eating although this is not that discussing. I was reading this on the internet, when you've just excreted some waste in the toilet and you lunge for the toilet roll, you grab 1 piece of sheet off the toilet roll, about the legnth of a normal sized ruler, with this sheet how much do you use it before grabbing another sheet?, this is a very strange question to ask but it's useful to be answered.

    I have to admit , I use it for only 1 wipe then go onto the next sheet.
    Last edited: Nov 5, 2009

  2. AngelsPeak

    AngelsPeak Wanna play?

    Why on Gods green earth would ANYONE make more than one pass with the same sheet?
  3. Merc

    Merc Certified Shitlord V.I.P. Lifetime

    You're able to wipe your ass with just a few squares of toilet paper?

    I must be missing some kind of secret here.
  4. Nevyrmoore

    Nevyrmoore AKA Ass-Bandit

    Take two pieces, fold them together, wipe, fold in half, wipe, fold in half...

    I have the officers version of Bad Lads Army to thank for this.
  5. EllyDicious

    EllyDicious made of AMBIGUITY V.I.P. Lifetime

    lmao at this thread.
    but yeah. i agree with storm.

    @cons- are you being ironic?
    how many squares of toilet paper do you need to wipe your ass?
  6. TheMaster

    TheMaster Registered Member

    No, sorry, that's not what I meant lol. On each wipe with one sheet, do you use it more than once, because I only use it once, then I grab another sheet, do you get me now?
  7. Merc

    Merc Certified Shitlord V.I.P. Lifetime

    Maybe if you're Lindsay Lohan or somebody that shits pebbles this may be the case. Not to mention, most toilet paper is such crap that it tears apart by blowing on it. I guess I'm still not seeing how this is possible.
  8. TheMaster

    TheMaster Registered Member

    Haha lol. :lol: So that's the secret. STORM, WHY DID YOU NOT POST A THREAD ON THIS?! :lol:
  9. Impact

    Impact Registered Member V.I.P. Lifetime

    Seriously, what the fuck? This isn't actually here is it? Tell me someone slipped me some acid or something.
  10. EllyDicious

    EllyDicious made of AMBIGUITY V.I.P. Lifetime

    this sounds like a subtalk discussion though ...

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