When was your first time with yourself?

Bliss

Sally Twit
#1
Do you remember the first time you lost your virginity to yourself?
Any funny/embarrassing stories? Did any of you guys get scared at what happened because you hadn't been taught sex education at the time?

As some of you know, my boyfriend and I were in a long distance relationship for the first six years so we did have quite a bit of phone sex lol. So the first time I did it was on the phone. Well not ON the phone but during phone sex. :p

Don't be shy!
 

Jeanie

still nobody's bitch
V.I.P.
#2
HA! I just posted that I'm fairly conspicuous here, in the conspicuous thread, because I'm pretty comfortable here, but there is no way in hell I'd ever answer that question publicly. Maybe amongst my nearest and dearest, but not out there for everyone to see.

I grew up Catholic, so the whole shame of fapping thing has never completely left me.
 

Hiei

The Hierophant
#3
Honestly, I can't remember the first time I fap'd. I've probably fapped thousands upon thousands of times since then.

I do, however remember a time when I'd get off and nothing would come out. Just get a build up and release of pressure but no actual substance to speak of. With that in mind, I'd have to guess that I was probably about nine or ten, maybe pushing eleven. I really don't have a clue to be honest. I just know it was sometime before high school.

But on the topic, I've only ever been walked in on once. And it was by my brother. Just as I was getting off. :-/

There really isn't much that actually embarrasses me, but that was absolutely one of those times.
 

Daemonic

Registered Member
#4
I think when I was in first or second grade, I know I was young. As for funny stories, I remember when I was young I tried to have sex with my sisters life sized barbie one night, lol.

I was a horny little kid.
 

Impact

Registered Member
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#6
Even if I wanted to answer this question, I couldn't because I honestly can't remember that far back. Damn, my memory is shocking.
 

LifeinthePond

Mark ov teh Pond
#7
We're all grown ups here. Away with your "I can't remember" or "too much for public!" comments!

Believe it or not, I was 17 the first time I fap'd or masturbated. One late Summer night I was sleepy, on my couch (which was located in my bedroom) and just watching late night worthless softcore porn. It kinda did it in for me though, after nights and nights of encountering stuff like this...

It was time to explore. So I went with it, and as I felt it coming I guess I got a little nervous. I mean, I've seen it in porn but was not sure what my shooter was capable of so I panicked and grabbed the nearest thing to me which happened to be an empty Pepsi can. Arched down, slow 'n steady and took it home.

I've never been walked in on, except by sister. Technically I was not fapping at the time though - I was about to cater to some morning wood but was still in my boxer briefs. Kinda glad though, that will teach her to fuckin' KNOCK ON THE DOOR NEXT TIME.

Tell your stories, wimps.
 

Bliss

Sally Twit
#8
I heart you, Adam.

I have to admit I'm shocked that a couple of you have chosen to be cowards - you know who you are!
 

Xeilo

Registered Member
V.I.P.
#9
I wish I could remember but I can't, I was still in primary school so yeah somewhere around there lol.
 

Vidic15

No Custom Title Exists
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#10
Believe it or not but I actually had sex before I even started fapping. It just wasn't really big for me and it still isn't. I probably do it like twice or thrice a month to blow some steam off. Feel so left out when you have horny mates that talk about it all the time.