When I grow up...


Sally Twit
Dear Mrs. Jones,

I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.
I work at Home Depot and I told Sarah how hectic it was last week before the
blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had. Then I
found one more in the back room, and several people were fighting over who
would get it. Sarah's picture does NOT show me dancing around a pole. It's
supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.
From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she
turns it in.


Mrs. Smith



Sally Twit
I hope it's real too. I received it in an e-mail at work yesterday and I just had to share it with everyone here.


/ˈɪzəˌbɛl/ pink 5
I got that email today. It was funny. It's better if you don't put a spoiler on the image. Some people don't click on spoilers anymore. :lol: