When a Woman Lies

Discussion in 'The Bathroom Wall' started by Hinata, Sep 14, 2006.

  1. Hinata

    Hinata La Coquette

    One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a
    River, her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord
    Appeared and asked, "My dear child, why are you crying?"


    The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the
    Water and that she needed it to help her husband in making a living for
    Their family.



    The Lord dipped His hand into the water and pulled up a golden
    Thimble ringed with pearls. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked.



    The seamstress replied, "No."



    The Lord again dipped into the river. He held out a silver
    Thimble ringed with sapphires. "Is this your ! Thimble?" the Lord asked.



    Again, the seamstress replied, "No."



    The Lord reached down again and came up with a leather thimble.
    "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked.



    The seamstress replied, "Yes."



    The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and gave her all
    Three thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went home happy.



    Some years later, the seamstress was walking with her husband
    Along the riverbank, and her husband fell into the river and disappeared
    Under the water. When she cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked
    Her, "Why are you crying?"



    "Oh Lord, my husband has fallen into the river!"



    The Lord went down into the water and came up with Mel Gibson.



    "Is this your husband?" the Lord asked.



    "Yes," cried the seamstress.



    The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"



    The seamstress replied, "Oh, forgive me,my Lord. It is a
    Misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to Mel Gibson, you would
    Have come up with Tom Cruise. Then if I said 'no' to him, you would have
    Come up with my husband. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me
    All three. Lord, I'm not in the best of health and would not be able to
    Take care of all three husbands, so THAT'S why I said 'yes' to Mel
    Gibson."



    The moral of this story is: Whenever a woman lies, it's for a
    Good and honorable reason, and in the best interest of others.



    That's our story, and we're sticking to it.
     

  2. Pugz

    Pugz Ms. Malone V.I.P. Lifetime

    LMAO! I like that.
     
  3. Kyo_Muramasa

    Kyo_Muramasa Nefarious Kaizoku Capt'n

    LMAO

    I love this story! We all know it tells the truth^^; See...women don't lie for bad reasons >>;
     
  4. SenatorB

    SenatorB J.S.P.S

    If I could be a superhero, I would be Justice Guy, making sure people get what they deserve, especially women who lie! (yay stephen lynch)
     

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