When a Woman Lies

#1
One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a
River, her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord
Appeared and asked, "My dear child, why are you crying?"


The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the
Water and that she needed it to help her husband in making a living for
Their family.



The Lord dipped His hand into the water and pulled up a golden
Thimble ringed with pearls. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked.



The seamstress replied, "No."



The Lord again dipped into the river. He held out a silver
Thimble ringed with sapphires. "Is this your ! Thimble?" the Lord asked.



Again, the seamstress replied, "No."



The Lord reached down again and came up with a leather thimble.
"Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked.



The seamstress replied, "Yes."



The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and gave her all
Three thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went home happy.



Some years later, the seamstress was walking with her husband
Along the riverbank, and her husband fell into the river and disappeared
Under the water. When she cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked
Her, "Why are you crying?"



"Oh Lord, my husband has fallen into the river!"



The Lord went down into the water and came up with Mel Gibson.



"Is this your husband?" the Lord asked.



"Yes," cried the seamstress.



The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"



The seamstress replied, "Oh, forgive me,my Lord. It is a
Misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to Mel Gibson, you would
Have come up with Tom Cruise. Then if I said 'no' to him, you would have
Come up with my husband. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me
All three. Lord, I'm not in the best of health and would not be able to
Take care of all three husbands, so THAT'S why I said 'yes' to Mel
Gibson."



The moral of this story is: Whenever a woman lies, it's for a
Good and honorable reason, and in the best interest of others.



That's our story, and we're sticking to it.
 
#4
If I could be a superhero, I would be Justice Guy, making sure people get what they deserve, especially women who lie! (yay stephen lynch)