What's your favorite movie quote?

[Nosferatu_Alucard]

List or tell your favorite movie quote(s) and say what movie they're from.

Mine: "What are you fucking retarded?...Do you want me to be fucking retarded" -40 Year Old Virgin (sorry Merc, haha.)

"Necessary? Is it necessary that I drink my own urine?...No, but it's sterile and I like the taste" -Dodgeball

I don't know if this type of thread has been made or it'll be moved, whatever.

 

[Corona]

"That's semen all right!" - Jackass 2

 

[Icyblackflame]

Either you took this straight from my thread or you took that straight from this thread >.<

Anywho....right now, my favorite quote has to be from Mean Girls.

"I love her! She's like a martian."

You probably have to see the scene in order for it to be funny, but I think that it was hilarious....
-Icy

 

[Iris]

"Remember children, don't buy drugs... Become a pop star and they give them to you for free!!"~~~Love Actually

I love that movie. XD

 

[Vidic15]

Pirates of the Carribean: The Black Pearl
"Why is the rum gone!?!"
Mr. Gibbs: Then, on the fourth day, he roped himself a couple of sea turtles, lashed 'em together and made a raft.
Will Turner: He roped a couple of sea turtles.
Mr. Gibbs: Aye. Sea turtles.
Will Turner: What did he use for rope?
Jack Sparrow: [from beside them] Human hair.
[pause]
Jack Sparrow: From my back.
Pirates of the Carribean: Dead Man's Chest
Jack: Elizabeth!
[Turns to Gibbs]
Jack: Hide the rum.
Davy Jones: Damn you Jack Sparrow!

Casino Royale:

Now the whole world will know that you died scratching my balls!
"The Bitch is Dead"

Snakes on Plane:
Neville Flynn: Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherf*cking snakes on this motherf*cking plane!

All praises to the Playstation!

Who's your daddy now, bitch?

 

[Kazmarov]

Red: [narrating] In 1966, Andy Dufresne escaped from Shawshank prison. All they found of him was a muddy set of prison clothes, a bar of soap, and an old rock hammer, damn near worn down to the nub. I used to think it would take six-hundred years to tunnel under the wall with it. Old Andy did it in less than twenty. Oh, Andy loved Geology, I guess it appealed to his meticulous nature. An ice age here, million years of mountain building there. Geology is the study of pressure and time. That's all it takes really, pressure, and time. That, and a big god-damned poster. Like I said, in prison a man will do anything to keep his mind occupied. It turns out Andy's favourite hobby was totin' his wall through the exercise yard, a handful at a time. I guess after Tommy was killed, he decided he had been here just about long enough. Andy did like he was told, buffed those shoes to a high mirror shine. The guard simply didn't notice, neither did I... I mean, seriously, how often do you really look at a mans shoes? Andy crawled to freedom through five-hundred yards of shit smelling foulness I can't even imagine, or maybe I just don't want too. Five-Hundred yards... that's the length of five football fields, just shy of half a mile.

The Shawshank Redemption, 1994. Quote's by Morgan Freeman.

 

[Impaired]

"I'm here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. . . and I'm all out of bubblegum." Rowdy Roddy Piper in "They Live"

 

[Time Lord]

Game over, man, GAME OVER!".

Bill Paxton in ALIENS.

Was it "beating my balls" or "scratching my balls" in Casino Royale? I thought that was why Bond said he had "an itch down there".

 

[Vidic15]

It's:

Now the whole world will know that you died scratching my balls!

 

[oxyMORON]

Beneath this mask, there is more than flesh. Beneath this mask, there is an idea, Mr. Creedy, and ideas are bulletproof.

-V from V for Vendetta

Possibly one of my favorite hero/villains next to Batman.