What's your emergency?

[Dragon]

This guy was out of beer and he called 9-1-1 and asked them to bring him beer. At least he was playing it safe and didn't drive to the store to go get some beer because he was probably drunk too.

http://www.wkyc.com/news/national/news_article.aspx?storyid=77549

 

[Mirage]

I could see that happening in a commercial... but wow, I don't care how drunk you are, calling 911 because you are out of beer is extremely lame.

 

[Psyco]

Its better that he called them instead of driving up there though.

I've heard a story about how there were 3 people in a hotel room. They called the police and the operator answered "Yes this is 911, what is your emergency?" To which one of the people responded "Yes, me and two of my friends are staying in a hotel and we only have enough towels for the two of us." The operator was amazed "Sir, why don't you call the hotel instead of 911." The person (in the room) said "But this is an emergency..."