This guy was out of beer and he called 9-1-1 and asked them to bring him beer. At least he was playing it safe and didn't drive to the store to go get some beer because he was probably drunk too.
http://www.wkyc.com/news/national/news_article.aspx?storyid=77549
http://www.wkyc.com/news/national/news_article.aspx?storyid=77549