What's the worst pickup line you've ever heard?

Discussion in 'Dating & Relationships' started by ILOVEUSA911, Feb 5, 2009.

  1. ILOVEUSA911

    ILOVEUSA911 Registered Member

    I'm a little older than a lot of you, so I would think that mine is an oldie, but mine is "if I told you that you had a fine body would you hold it against me".

    What's the worse pickup line you've ever heard or used? :D

    BTW: This is one that was used on me, not vice versa.
    Last edited: Feb 5, 2009

  2. Atreyu

    Atreyu #2 New Zealander

    Spoiler for sexual Material:lol:

    "Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a Footlong"

    "If I flip a coin, What's the chance of me getting head?"

    "Do you like whales? Because Ive got a humpback at my Place"

    And yes, I have used them, mostly in Jest though:p
  3. Syndicate

    Syndicate Chirp Chirp

    I'll take your lead on the spoiler, for the first one at least..
    "Hey baby, how would you like it if me and you went upstairs and I inserted my penis into your vagina and we had sexual intercourse?"
    "Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?"

    "Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?"

    "Hi, I'm Chaos."

    Oh wait, that last one is actually quite effective.
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  4. AnitaKnapp

    AnitaKnapp It's not me, it's you. V.I.P. Lifetime

    Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that comes up.
  5. Impact

    Impact Registered Member V.I.P. Lifetime

    If I had a dollar for every time this ones being used on me, I would be one rich fucker.

    I can't think of any off the top of my head to add. I'll come back and edit this after i've been to the pub and my memory has been refreshed. :lol:

    EDIT: This one was used on me at the taxi stand Saturday night after a night out. "How about I share the taxi with you back to your place?" Atleast it was original.
    Last edited: Feb 8, 2009
  6. ysabel

    ysabel /ˈɪzəˌbɛl/ pink 5

    (On a bus) I just can't help but tell you, you have the most amazing eyes.

    (Bar) Do I know you? You look familiar. Maybe because I saw you in my dreams.

    (Road) I just have to stop and talk to you. I'd really like to know you, may I buy you a cup of coffee?

    Yes, they're all lame. But if the person who said it was hot (the road guy was sort of that), I wouldn't really mind the lameness. :hah:
  7. Babe_Ruth

    Babe_Ruth Sultan of Swat Staff Member V.I.P.

    You lift up her ticket on the back of her shirt, and you say just what I thought, made in heaven.

    Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas.
  8. wooly

    wooly I am the woolrus

    1. "Are you Jamaican? Cus jer-makin-me crazy!"

    2. *lick your finger and wipe it on the girl* Then say: "Let's get you out of those wet clothes."

    3. "You make my software turn to hardware"

    4. "Have you got any Irish in you?" "No." "Would you like some?"

    5. "I have a knife. Let's go."
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  9. Merc

    Merc Certified Shitlord V.I.P. Lifetime

    "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
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  10. AnitaKnapp

    AnitaKnapp It's not me, it's you. V.I.P. Lifetime

    You and me both.

    I have also had these used on me:


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