What is this, your tax dollars at work?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by hughes_collector, Jan 6, 2010.

  1. hughes_collector

    hughes_collector Registered Member

    This is bizarre, at least I think it is.

    I opened a new package of TP yesterday. Before opening it, I noticed a few tiny brown specks on the end of two of the rolls. I thought they were some kind of little bugs that got inside or something, but when I looked closer I saw that they are actually scorch marks.

    Not only that, but whatever caused them even burnt holes in the outer plastic wrapper directly over each mark. What in the world??? :confused:

    Is this some top secret research going on here, maybe? Testing of grocery store bathroom tissue to see what they are consisting of?

    Or is some weird person going around with a high-powered laser pointer and trying it out in the paper-products aisle?

    Whatever it is, I have never encountered anything like it before. Never a dull moment...

  2. Merc

    Merc Certified Shitlord V.I.P. Lifetime

    The epic story of poor seal making on toilet paper.

    Truly astounding.
  3. NINnerd

    NINnerd Survived a M&G with Trent

    Good idea, Con.

    Sounds like they tried to glue the plastic together, and it burned the TP. Weird. I would not wipe with that! Haha.
  4. hughes_collector

    hughes_collector Registered Member

    Is that as creative as you can get? ;)

    I still prefer to think it's some kinda experiment that we're not supposta know about. :lol:
  5. Merc

    Merc Certified Shitlord V.I.P. Lifetime

    Yeah . . . mind control through butthole invasion.

    I'm pretty sure that only happens in Japan.
  6. Dekzper

    Dekzper Registered Member

    It's probably a secret experiment to see how far a company can go before customers quit buying a product... that maybe, or some trucker flicked his cig, in the back of the truck, and lost a few sparks.

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