What do you think?

When man first found (Cows Milk)milk, What do you think he was doing!?

I have 3 guesses
  • He either was sucking on the udder
  • He either pulled on the udder
  • Or he killed a cow and cut open its udder and found the milk
What are your thoughts?

I checked Wiki and they don't know how it was found:spin:. Only that it came from the middle east


Certified Shitlord
It's one of those strange questions, like the one George Carlin poses in one of his stand-up routines about who was the first person to decide to eat a lobster.
Ok follow me on this one.

People milk their young.

Cows milk their young

People went "Hey, we do that!"

Then they went "Im thirsty.Hey, I wonder if I can drink theirs..."

So they tried, knowing the concept was the same as breast feeding.

"Yum, I think ill do this for centuries"


4 legs good 2 legs bad
I've always thought about how cool it would have been to be the first man to smoke marijuana, thinking you're just smoking another random plant and not knowing what to expect.


Trust me, I'm The Doctor.
They either cut it open or pulled on it. I'm going to go with pull on it because it is more natural.