What a dog... forgiven

Discussion in 'The Bathroom Wall' started by Godfearingsecular, Aug 27, 2007.

  1. A girl is about to tie the knot, and is watching her mother
    bake biscuits in the kitchen.

    "Mom?" she asks. "How do you keep Dad so happy after all these
    years of marriage?"

    The mother promptly threw a wad of biscuit dough on the floor,
    hikes up her dress, and squats down picking the dough up with
    her vagina.

    "Practice this and when you can do it, I'll guarantee that
    your man will be satisfied for the rest of his life," said her
    mother.

    So the girl practiced and practiced until her wedding night.

    While her anxious husband waited for her in the bed, she
    emerged wearing a sexy negligee, carrying a can of biscuit
    dough. She opened the can, threw the dough on the floor,
    lifted her negligee, and squatted over the dough, letting out
    a thunderous fart as she did so.

    Her husband, startled, jumped from the bed and backed away.

    "What's wrong, honey?" she asked.

    He replied, "Shit woman!" as he stepped further away. "If that
    thing barks like that for a biscuit, I sure as hell don't want
    to throw any meat at it!"
     

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