Welcome to Wal Mart

Discussion in 'The Bathroom Wall' started by Godfearingsecular, Sep 10, 2007.

  1. A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into
    Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at
    them all the way through the entrance.

    The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to
    Wal-Mart. Nice children you've got there - are they twins?"

    The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no
    they ain't! The oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one,
    she's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Do you
    really think they look alike?"

    "No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you
    got laid twice."
     

  2. Henskie

    Henskie The Super Pimp of GF

    lmao thats great good one
     
  3. Iris

    Iris rainbow 11!

  4. Vidic15

    Vidic15 No Custom Title Exists V.I.P. Lifetime

    Ahahaha. Classic.
     
  5. Jeanie

    Jeanie still nobody's bitch V.I.P. Lifetime

  6. Vidic15

    Vidic15 No Custom Title Exists V.I.P. Lifetime

    If I ever get a job in Coles, gonna try that..
     

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