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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into
Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at
them all the way through the entrance.

The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to
Wal-Mart. Nice children you've got there - are they twins?"

The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no
they ain't! The oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one,
she's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Do you
really think they look alike?"

"No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you
got laid twice."