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We Taste Like Bacon




Lion Rampant
That may be true. Pacific Island cannibals, who would presumably know, called the meat of humans "long pig."


AKA Ass-Bandit
But according to the Japanese, we smell like milk.

Unless you're not from the West.


"Expect the unexpected"
That's very interesting! We taste like bacon...............really?


It's not me, it's you.
After I have been out in the sun, I have the same pigmentation as a pig. It's not that far of a stretch.

Are there any cannibals on the forum that can confirm or deny whether we taste like bacon or not?


Sally Twit
I think this is a question only Hiei can answer.


Registered Member
ROFLMAO!!! The 7th comment cracked me up!!!!! Being a man, I know we are pigs, that's why I'm not gay..... :lol:

Bob Wong
6 months ago

I always knew that men were pigs! =p

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Epic Gamer
Well pigs are genetically speaking the closest meat to Human flesh. Hell, swine organs are even used in transplants, occasionally.


Living in Ikoria
Staff member
Now I finally have a reason for why I don't eat pork....
Soylent Green is people!!! It's PEOPLE!!!

That cracked me up, I loved the comments...people are ready for a robot takeover, debating whether they'll learn to like the taste of bacon or start to look at us as nice, greasy fuel. :lol: