Warning Labels (Real)

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nightsurfer, Jan 14, 2008.

  1. Nightsurfer

    Nightsurfer ~Lucky 13 strikes again~

    Man sometimes you have to wonder how stupid the human race can be.
    These are Warnings taken straight off the labels. No joke.
    See for yourself.

    Product Warnings:

    "Do not use if you cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet." -- In the information booklet.

    "Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." -- On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.

    "For external use only!" -- On a curling iron.

    "Warning: This product can burn eyes." -- On a curling iron.

    "Do not use in shower." -- On a hair dryer.

    "Do not use while sleeping." -- On a hair dryer.

    "Do not use while sleeping or unconscious." -- On a hand-held massaging device.

    "Do not place this product into any electronic equipment." -- On the case of a chocolate CD in a gift basket.

    "Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking." -- On a toilet at a public sports facility in Ann Arbor, Michigan.

    "Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover." -- On a pair of shin guards made for bicyclists.

    "This product not intended for use as a dental drill." -- On an electric rotary tool.

    "Caution: Do not spray in eyes." -- On a container of underarm deodorant.

    "Do not drive with sunshield in place." -- On a cardboard sunshield that keeps the sun off the dashboard.

    "Caution: This is not a safety protective device." -- On a plastic toy helmet used as a container for popcorn.

    "Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks." -- On an "Aim-n-Flame" fireplace lighter.

    "Battery may explore or leak." -- On a battery. See a scanned image.

    "Do not eat toner." -- On a toner cartridge for a laser printer.

    "Not intended for highway use." -- On a 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow.

    "This product is not to be used in bathrooms." -- On a Holmes bathroom heater.

    "May irritate eyes." -- On a can of self-defense pepper spray.

    "Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth." -- On a novelty rock garden set called "Popcorn Rock."

    "Caution! Contents hot!" -- On a Domino's Pizza box.

    "Caution: Hot beverages are hot!" -- On a coffee cup.

    "Warning: May contain small parts." -- On a Frisbee.

    "Do not use orally." -- On a toilet bowl cleaning brush.

    "Please keep out of children." -- On a butcher knife.

    "Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less." -- On a birthday card for a 1 year old.

    "Do not recharge, put in backwards, or use." -- On a battery.

    "Warning: Do not use on eyes." -- In the manual for a heated seat cushion.

    "Do not look into laser with remaining eye." -- On a laser pointer.

    "Do not use for drying pets." -- In the manual for a microwave oven.

    "For use on animals only." -- On an electric cattle prod.

    "For use by trained personnel only." -- On a can of air freshener.

    "Keep out of reach of children and teenagers." -- On a can of air freshener.

    "Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you." -- On a motorcycle helmet-mounted rear-view mirror.

    "Warning: Riders of personal watercraft may suffer injury due to the forceful injection of water into body cavities either by falling into the water or while mounting the craft." -- In the manual for a jetski.

    "Warning: Do not climb inside this bag and zip it up. Doing so will cause injury and death." -- A label inside a protective bag (for fragile objects), which measures 15cm by 15cm by 12cm.

    "Do not use as ear plugs." -- On a package of silly putty.

    "Please store in the cold section of the refrigerator." -- On a bag of fresh grapes in Australia.

    "Warning: knives are sharp!" -- On the packaging of a sharpening stone.

    "Not for weight control." -- On a pack of Breath Savers.

    "Twist top off with hands. Throw top away. Do not put top in mouth." -- On the label of a bottled drink.

    "Theft of this container is a crime." -- On a milk crate.

    "Do not use intimately." -- On a tube of deodorant.

    "Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice." -- On a box of rat poison.

    "Fragile. Do not drop." -- Posted on a Boeing 757.

    "Cannot be made non-poisonous." -- On the back of a can of de-icing windshield fluid.

    "Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage." -- On a portable stroller.

    "Excessive dust may be irritating to shin and eyes." -- On a tube of agarose powder, used to make gels.

    "Look before driving." -- On the dash board of a mail truck.

    "Do not iron clothes on body." -- On packaging for a Rowenta iron.

    "Do not drive car or operate machinery." -- On Boot's children's cough medicine.

    "For indoor or outdoor use only." -- On a string of Christmas lights.

    "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." -- On a child sized Superman costume.

    "This door is alarmed from 7:00pm - 7:00am." -- On a hospital's outside access door.

    "Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted." -- On a sign at a railroad station.

    "Warning: do not use if you have prostate problems." -- On a box of Midol PMS relief tablets.

    "Product will be hot after heating." -- On a supermarket dessert box.

    "Do not turn upside down." -- On the bottom of a supermarket dessert box.

    "Do not light in face. Do not expose to flame." -- On a lighter.

    "Choking hazard: This toy is a small ball." -- On the label for a cheap rubber ball toy.

    "Not for human consumption." -- On a package of dice.

    "May be harmful if swallowed." -- On a shipment of hammers.

    "Using Ingenio cookware to destroy your old pots may void your warranty." -- A printed message that appears in a television advertisement when the presenter demonstrates how strong the cookware is by using it to beat up and destroy a regular frying pan.

    "Do not attempt to stop the blade with your hand." -- In the manual for a Swedish chainsaw.

    "Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers." -- From a manual for an SGI computer.

    "Warning: May contain nuts." -- On a package of peanuts.

    "Do not eat." -- On a slip of paper in a stereo box, referring to the styrofoam packing.

    "Do not eat if seal is missing." -- On said seal.

    "Remove occupants from the stroller before folding it."

    "Access hole only -- not intended for use in lifting box." -- On the sides of a shipping carton, just above cut-out openings which one would assume were handholds.

    "Warning: May cause drowsiness." -- On a bottle of Nytol, a brand of sleeping pills.

    "Warning: Misuse may cause injury or death." -- Stamped on the metal barrel of a .22 calibre rifle.

    "Do not use orally after using rectally." -- In the instructions for an electric thermometer.

    "Turn off motor before using this product." -- On the packaging for a chain saw file, used to sharpen the cutting teeth on the chain.

    "Not to be used as a personal flotation device." -- On a 6x10 inch inflatable picture frame.

    "Do not put in mouth." -- On a box of bottle rockets.

    "Remove plastic before eating." -- On the wrapper of a Fruit Roll-Up snack.

    "Not dishwasher safe." -- On a remote control for a TV.

    "For lifting purposes only." -- On the box for a car jack.

    "Do not put lit candles on phone." -- On the instructions for a cordless phone.

    "Warning! This is not underwear! Do not attempt to put in pants." -- On the packaging for a wristwatch.

    I'll post more of them as I get them. But see what I mean about the human race? Someone I mean more than one person had to do these things in order for them to have to put them on a warning label.
     

  2. Dragon

    Dragon Registered Member V.I.P. Lifetime

    Those are pretty hilarious. Of course they have those warnings because some people don't have common sense and they get sue happy. My favorite one was

    "Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted." -- On a sign at a railroad station."

    I wonder how they will prosecute a dead person. They also have a contest for this too. Anyone who finds a wacky label can send it in. If I find the link, I will post it on here.
     
  3. The_Burger_King

    The_Burger_King Registered Member

    I guess by reading that list we do have to idiot proof everything. If not you end up with a news story of some guy using a curling iron internally while blow drying his hair in the shower.
     
  4. Nightsurfer

    Nightsurfer ~Lucky 13 strikes again~

    Just goes to show ya that people are stupid at times.

    My favorite warning comes from a Maculla Chain saw that reads
    "Do not attempt to stop blade with genitalia" :-o

    Now how many Ass-munches had to do it before they put a warning on it?

    Some people should not breed!
     
  5. Turbo

    Turbo Registered Member

    maybe many of these warnings were a result of the drug heavy days in the 60s and 70s where people got so stoned or high that they didn't realize what they were doing
     
  6. Nightsurfer

    Nightsurfer ~Lucky 13 strikes again~

    When it comes to the stupidity of the human race....Who knows. Your guess is as good as mine on some of these?

    I came across even more warnings after i posted this. What a Strange world we live in.
     
  7. Turbo

    Turbo Registered Member

    what i find most amazing about these warnings is they are usually written very small and placed on parts of the product that nobody looks. if its supposed to warn people than it should be big bold letters on a very visual part of the product.
     
  8. Nightsurfer

    Nightsurfer ~Lucky 13 strikes again~

    It is on the chain Saw Right down the blade...I would post pics but mine has rubbed off. Busy tree cutting season..Firewood all around!
     
  9. Turbo

    Turbo Registered Member

    and i bet as obvious as that one is that some moron somewhere went "what warning"
     
  10. ChristineES

    ChristineES Registered Member

    It is too bad about the deodorant in the eyes, my eyes get BO all the time.
     

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