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*Vulva Necklace*

EllyDicious

made of AMBIGUITY
V.I.P.
Perez Hilton: How Much Do You Love Your Vulva? Wear It!

What a great holiday gift idea?!

The gift of Yoni!!!
We kid you not, if it is your dream to walk around with your vulva hanging around your neck for all the world to see, than your wish has finally been answer.

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We found this little "artistic" endeavor on Etsy.com and for just $23, you too can have a pendant of your "yoni".
Each pendant is one of kind, sculpted from your submitted pictures to the artist (and she does request you send at least 2-3 pictures for accuracy) or your own, personal description. The artist asks that you include in that description the following:

*The shape of your inner and outer labia
*colors
*how much or how little your inner labia extend out from your outer labia
*how well hidden your clitoris is, is it heavily hooded or can you see it fairly easily?
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:lol:

p.s i guess it should be in the "shopping" category.
 
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AnitaKnapp

It's not me, it's you.
V.I.P.
Some of those women look like they've had a lot of sex. I think I'll keep mine in my pants.
 

icegoat63

Son of Liberty
V.I.P.
I dont know whether to laugh or to be appalled :hah:

I'll go with laugh, because being offended over things like that isnt my general forte.

WTF are they thinking? hahahahaha I mean seriously? Talk about Window Shopping...

Guy 1: "hey check out that chick at the bar, she looks hot!"
Wingman: "nah dude you dont want that, she's been around the block!"
Guy 1: "what? how do you know that!!!!!"
Wingman: "Just look at her necklace, I havent seen lips that large since the last Aerosmith Concert!"

 
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EllyDicious

made of AMBIGUITY
V.I.P.
lmao
no seriously, we can laugh about it but i don't think anyone could have the courage to go out with any of those.
 

icegoat63

Son of Liberty
V.I.P.
I know this is partially unrelated but it did remind me of it. There are little kits you can get at most Porn Shops called "Clone a Willy" kits :hah:



A guy can literally make a replica of his own junk with the kit. lol I thought it was a neat idea actually :hah:
 

Twitch

Registered Member
Why you would want to wear your vagina around your neck is beyond me.
 

Jeanie

still nobody's bitch
V.I.P.
my guess is anyone who would wear a vulva necklace would probably also cook and eat her own placenta.
 

EllyDicious

made of AMBIGUITY
V.I.P.
I know this is partially unrelated but it did remind me of it. There are little kits you can get at most Porn Shops called "Clone a Willy" kits :hah:



A guy can literally make a replica of his own junk with the kit. lol I thought it was a neat idea actually :hah:
yeah i know what you mean wearing a vulva around is more shocking than this clone kit [i didn't know what it was until you said it here].
everyone knows vulva so it's more appalling.
 

ysabel

/ˈɪzəˌbɛl/ pink 5
Why you would want to wear your vagina around your neck is beyond me.
same reason you'd take pics of your labia for some random artist
 
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