Virgin Mary gives birth to Jesus on Christmas

wooly

I am the woolrus
#2
i think that's a brilliant story, but man that child has some expectations of him! talk about having big shoes to fill :p
 

MAgnum9987

Do What Thou Wilt
#4
The parents are attention whores. Putting such huge expectations and pressure on an innocent little child. NAming him after a fictional character.. GOD!
 

oxyMORON

A Darker Knight
#5
At least the father knows it's a coincidence....

And who names their daughter Virgin Mary? I understand religious names, but isn't this one a bit..blatant (for lack of a better word)? They could've just gone with Mary. The husband too. I guess they're just big on naming people after Biblical characters in full in other countries.

If this kid doesn't make them some cheap wine, he's gonna be a big disappointment. :rolleyes:
 

PretzelCorps

Registered Member
#6
"In school they made fun of my name," she said.
So she reciprocates by giving her own child a similarly (if not more-so) insult-able name?

This is almost as bad as the Adolf Hitler Campbell thread.
 

Wade8813

Registered Member
#9
Jesus is a common name in many countries, so that's not a big deal. It will only be a big deal after they find out that his mom is named Virgin Mary and that he was born on Christmas.