Ventriloquist cowboy

Discussion in 'The Bathroom Wall' started by Godfearingsecular, Nov 21, 2007.

  1. While riding the range one day, a ventriloquist cowboy met an Indian
    riding along with a dog and a sheep and decided to have some fun with him.

    Cowboy: "Hey, nice dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"
    Indian: "Dog no talk.

    Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?
    Dog: "Doin' good."
    Indian is shocked.
    Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?"
    Dog: "Yep"
    Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"
    Dog: "Real good. He lets me run free twice a day, feeds me great food,
    and takes me to the lake once a week to play."

    Indian has a look of total disbelief.
    Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
    Indian: "Horse no talk."

    Cowboy: "Hey horse, how are you?"
    Horse: "Good."
    Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" indicating the Indian again.
    Horse: "Yep"
    Cowboy: "How's he treat you?"
    Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly,
    brushes me down often, and keeps me under a tree to protect me from the rain."

    Indian stares in utter amazement.
    Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

    Indian: "Sheep is liar."
     

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