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Unity and Babe_Ruth are a hoax

Millz

Better Call Saul
Staff member
V.I.P.
I am some troubling news to share with you all...Unity and Babe_Ruth are a hoax. We have received the news from Unity himself who wanted to make sure everyone knew the story.

Unity said, "I am not real, I never was. I was only pretending to be someone who I wasn't. My name is actually Anastasia Konstantinov and I am Vladimir Putin's lover. All hail Mother Russia!"

Babe_Ruth's true identity has not been verified but the thought is that he's a long lost descendant of former WWE trainer Francois Petit.
 

Impaired

Registered Member
I didn't want to say anything, but I've long suspected both of prehensile tails.
 

Unity

Living in Ikoria
Staff member
Katrina was a lonely pathetic 30ish guy pretending to be a hot eastern European. Unity and BR are hot eastern Europeans pretending to be lonely pathetic 30ish western guys. Brilliant.
Hey! I am not lonely! Pathetic? Maybe. 30ish? Probably. Real? Definitely not. European? You're a peein'.
 

Doc

Trust me, I'm The Doctor.
V.I.P.
No huge deal. Just gave me a good laugh during normal work stress. That's why I love this place!
 

Smelnick

Creeping On You
V.I.P.
lol this thread is the thread of 2017
 
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