Unity and Babe_Ruth are a hoax

[Millz]

I am some troubling news to share with you all...Unity and Babe_Ruth are a hoax. We have received the news from Unity himself who wanted to make sure everyone knew the story.

Unity said, "I am not real, I never was. I was only pretending to be someone who I wasn't. My name is actually Anastasia Konstantinov and I am Vladimir Putin's lover. All hail Mother Russia!"

Babe_Ruth's true identity has not been verified but the thought is that he's a long lost descendant of former WWE trainer Francois Petit.

 

[MenInTights]

Katrina was a lonely pathetic 30ish guy pretending to be a hot eastern European. Unity and BR are hot eastern Europeans pretending to be lonely pathetic 30ish western guys. Brilliant.

 

[Impaired]

I didn't want to say anything, but I've long suspected both of prehensile tails.

 

[Unity]

Katrina was a lonely pathetic 30ish guy pretending to be a hot eastern European. Unity and BR are hot eastern Europeans pretending to be lonely pathetic 30ish western guys. Brilliant.

Hey! I am not lonely! Pathetic? Maybe. 30ish? Probably. Real? Definitely not. European? You're a peein'.

 

[Doc]

Thanks for the laugh, fellas. Needed that this morning.

 

[Bliss]

You had me at "I AM some troubling news".

 

[Babe_Ruth]

Thanks for the laugh, fellas. Needed that this morning.

HOPE all is better now, big guy.

 

[Doc]

No huge deal. Just gave me a good laugh during normal work stress. That's why I love this place!

 

[KJM]

You had me at "I AM some troubling news".

I wish more people had that kind of honesty.

 

[Smelnick]

lol this thread is the thread of 2017