Two quickies



How about this as a hair dye commercial:

Get an extra batch and have a snatch to match!

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A guy goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, you gotta help me!
Every time I look at myself in the mirror when I'm nude, I
get a raging hard on. Is there something wrong with me?"

The doctor checks him over, does some tests and explains, "I've
found the cause of your erection when you look in the mirror,
but I'm not sure I can treat the problem."

"Why not? What's the problem?"

The Doctor says, "You look like a pussy."