You know what doesn't really happen in real life? When a guy or girl is so overcome with want/love for another, that they just kiss them in front of everybody. Some big french kiss where they are totally oblivious to everyone around them staring. I mean, who really does that? Haha!
Ha Ha Ha. You should talk to some mail carriers. It's actually the biggest cause of lost time accidents in Canada post. Dog Bites. Mail men carry a can of dog repellent to ward them off but they still get bit anyway.