Training courses for women

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Shrek, Nov 27, 2007.

  1. Shrek

    Shrek Registered Member

    Women think they already know everything, but wait...
    training courses are now available for women on the following subjects:

    1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before

    2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits

    3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits

    4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait 'Til After The Game

    5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too

    6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His

    7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First

    8. Communication Skills II : Thinking Before Speaking

    9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging

    10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire

    11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up

    12. Introduction to Parking

    13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space

    14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat

    15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter

    16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption

    17. Cooking III: How Not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People

    18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully

    19. PMS: Your Problem . . . Not His

    20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To

    21. Classic Footwear: Wearing Shoes You Already Have

    22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice

    23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together

    24. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both

    25. TV Remotes: For Men Only

  2. Mirage

    Mirage Administrator Staff Member V.I.P.

    Haha nice. You are going to get slapped once again though for posting that. :D
  3. Psyco

    Psyco Food Whore

    I laughed for a bit at these. Although i will get slaped quite a few times if i ever mention them to anyone.
  4. Teorropy

    Teorropy Registered User

    Man, that was a ballsy thing to put out, since there are women on this forum, now my wife laughed because she doesn't take it seriously, and she knows that I don't really feel that why toward her, but there might be people that do take offense to that.
  5. Van

    Van Heavy Weapons Guy V.I.P.

    Hopefully I don't get slapped just for reading that. Although there is some truth to them. But there could be a list about training courses for men as well, just as easily.
  6. Mirage

    Mirage Administrator Staff Member V.I.P.

    Here's a good training course for men:

    1. Perfection: How to remain humble and down to earth, while never being wrong.

    Ok I'm scared to post that without a very bold I'M KIDDING right after it. :)
  7. Teorropy

    Teorropy Registered User

    My wife would say that that book could never exist.

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