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Training courses for women

Shrek

Registered Member
Women think they already know everything, but wait...
training courses are now available for women on the following subjects:

1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before

2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits

3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits

4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait 'Til After The Game

5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too

6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His

7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First

8. Communication Skills II : Thinking Before Speaking

9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging

10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire

11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up

12. Introduction to Parking

13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space

14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat

15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter

16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption

17. Cooking III: How Not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People

18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully

19. PMS: Your Problem . . . Not His

20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To

21. Classic Footwear: Wearing Shoes You Already Have

22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice

23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together

24. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both

25. TV Remotes: For Men Only
 

Psyco

Food Whore
I laughed for a bit at these. Although i will get slaped quite a few times if i ever mention them to anyone.
 

Teorropy

Registered User
Man, that was a ballsy thing to put out, since there are women on this forum, now my wife laughed because she doesn't take it seriously, and she knows that I don't really feel that why toward her, but there might be people that do take offense to that.
 

Van

Heavy Weapons Guy
V.I.P.
Hopefully I don't get slapped just for reading that. Although there is some truth to them. But there could be a list about training courses for men as well, just as easily.
 

Mirage

Secret Agent
Staff member
V.I.P.
Here's a good training course for men:

1. Perfection: How to remain humble and down to earth, while never being wrong.

Ok I'm scared to post that without a very bold I'M KIDDING right after it. :)
 
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