Took dad to the mall

Discussion in 'The Bathroom Wall' started by Godfearingsecular, Dec 1, 2007.

  1. I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

    I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

    Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one. And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response. "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."

  2. Pugz

    Pugz Ms. Malone V.I.P. Lifetime

    Heard something similar, but it was a parrot.
  3. Kyo_Muramasa

    Kyo_Muramasa Nefarious Kaizoku Capt'n

    omfg:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

    I would so love to have a dad like that as a father figure to teach me how to do such awesome comebacks.

    I applaud him, I beat he left that teenager speechless.
  4. Iris

    Iris rainbow 11!

  5. wyldesykosis

    wyldesykosis Feral

    That's a good one, dude! You're still doin these? Awsome! Keep it up!
  6. Vidic15

    Vidic15 No Custom Title Exists V.I.P. Lifetime

    Haha. omfg that was pure gold!!!

    I loved it..

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