To be retired

Mirage

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I found this and thought I'd share:

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well for example, the other day I went into town and went to a small shop. I was only in there for about five minutes. When I came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on buddy, how about giving a senior citizen a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a rather bad name. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So I called him another rather bad name. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't give a hoot. I came downtown by bus. I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important at my age.
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