• Welcome to the PopMalt Forums! Whether you're new to forums or a veteran, welcome to our humble home on the web! We're a 20-year old forum community with thousands of discussions on entertainment, lifestyle, leisure, and more.

    Our rules are simple. Be nice and don't spam. Registration is free, so what are you waiting for? Join today!.

Three Wishes

Julie

Registered Member
Three Wishes

A man is walking down the beach and comes across an old bottle. He
picks it up, pulls out the cork and out pops a genie. The genie says
"Thank you for freeing me from the bottle. In return I will grant you
three wishes."

The man says "Great. I always dreamed of this and I know exactly what
I want. First, I want 1 Billion dollars in a Swiss bank account."

Poof! There is a flash of light and a piece of paper with account
numbers appears in his hand. He continues, "Next, I want a brand new
red Ferrari right here."

Poof! There is a flash of light and a bright red brand-new Ferrari
appears right next to him. He continues, "Finally, I want to be
irresistible to women."

Poof! There is a flash of light and he turns into a box of
chocolates.
 

doubles2004

Registered Member
Hahaha, Thanks for the laugh
 

iggyshotthebear

Registered Member
Lorak27 said:
I think the billion dollars would have made him pretty irresistable!
So you're saying Donald Trump is irriesistable? ROFLLLL and EWWW :p
 
Thread starter Similar threads Forum Replies Date
K NFL 1
StroShow NFL 1
Babe_Ruth Baseball 7
Babe_Ruth Baseball 5
Babe_Ruth Baseball 2
Top