This is what Merc knows . . .

Discussion in 'The Bathroom Wall' started by Merc, Sep 24, 2006.

  1. Merc

    Merc Certified Shitlord V.I.P. Lifetime

    - Rap sucks
    - Narrow minded people cause cancer
    - Hollywood ran out of ideas as soon as Spiceworld came out
    - Tom Cruise is a virgin
    - Nyquil is the best legal drug you can do
    - Rule #34, there is porn of it, no exceptions
    - Drinking really isn't worth it (but I do it anyways)
    - If there is a God, he has a great sense of humor and can't hold back when he sees the opportunity to tell us a good joke
    - Stupidity is naturally occurring, no question
    - Some people were just not meant to reproduce . . stop helping them
    - Being a nerd is only bad for 20 or so years, then you get to spend the next 60 living the high life while all the jocks make your shoes and cook your burgers
    - Tupac is dead, get over it
    - When you die, you become overrated (i.e., Kurt Cobain)
    - Good music is not appreciated anymore
    - Contrary to popular belief, women are better drivers than men, but the men know how to fix 'em
    - Men have stronger bonds of friendship than women
    - Women may suffer more, but we have to hear about it constantly, which isn't any better
    - Big tits are not a neccessity, don't worry girls, just a perk (yes, pun intended)
    - As lame as it sounds, it is true that you are always beautfiul to someone
    - Religion is the leading cause of death in the world (the stingray that killed Steve Irwin was probably a fanatic as well)
    - Inbreeding is the national pasttime of the Westboro Baptist Church (that and lynching blacks)

    EDIT:

    - Opinion does not equal fact, most people still don't get this
    - You can't spell crap with rap
    - Pirates are better than ninjas on the grounds that pirates drink, get laid, and still manage to kick enough ass at the same time. Ninjas just hide in corners like pansies



    What do you know?
     

  2. Forbidden

    Forbidden Guest

    I know:

    - I do not have the time to make a list as big as Merc's.
     
  3. Kyo_Muramasa

    Kyo_Muramasa Nefarious Kaizoku Capt'n

    Finally someone knows the truth in who is the best!

    What do I know? Eh....

    -Teamwork is just an excuse to see two people duking it out while trying to kill the other in the process so they can get all of the glory.
    -NEVER make a song about a dance or anything along those lines, it will turn out with about 10 or more remakes of it. Oh the horror ;_;
     
  4. Nevyrmoore

    Nevyrmoore AKA Ass-Bandit

    God-fucking-damn you, now you got me thinking of Transformers...
     
  5. Malificus

    Malificus Likes snow

    -There's always someone better at something than you
    --However, there will always be someone who likes how you do it more.
     
  6. Kazmarov

    Kazmarov For a Free Scotland

    -Just because you listen to Green Day doesn't make you politically informed.
    -If you can't remember that guy in that movie, he's Samuel L. Jackson.
    -If you have 300 MySpace friends, then your laptop has fried your balls by now.
     
  7. SenatorB

    SenatorB J.S.P.S

    -Never put anything on the internet of yourself that you would want someone (including friends, family, the neighbors, and over a billion people you don't know) to not see. It will be seen.
     
  8. Merc

    Merc Certified Shitlord V.I.P. Lifetime

    That's not even funny, it's true.

    -
     
  9. Pugz

    Pugz Ms. Malone V.I.P. Lifetime

    Lmao, good one!

    I know:

    - There is actually an I in Team; it's spelt with M & E!
    - Whether you believe it or not Elmo DOES know where you live!
    - Wearing your underwear on the outside does NOT make you Superman, it makes you stupid.
    - 'Guys think with their dicks' <- Of that's true then sperm must also double as brain cells, therefore by kicking a guy in the balls it not only reduces sperm count but brain cell count too...(no wonder most of the lads at my college are so thick)
    - Johnny Depp is better looking than Orlando Bloom, get over it girls.
    - The best pirate in history was actually a chinese woman- take that boys!
    - No matter what he says, Robbie Williams is gay!

    That's it for now!
     
  10. Circle_One

    Circle_One Guest

    -I agree with most of the things Merc knows, especially those about Rap, narrowminded people and good music.
    -Dressing Punk does not MAKE YOU PUNK no matter how much of your parents money you spend on spikes and hair dye.
    -The Ramones are the Godfathers of Punk, NOT the Sex Pistols.
    -Video killed the radio star.
    -MTV (and all MTV generation kids) should die.
    -Mass media sucks.
    -Kids stopped thinking for themselves a long, long time ago due to media overproducing bullshit fluff and telling kids what they should be, rather than them figuring that out for themselves.
    -The Sex Pistols were a boy band produced by an asshole in order to capitalize off the growing New York Punk scene, and nothing more.
    -All directors who remake classic horror movies should be shot.
    -I'm a snob and an elitist.
    -I enjoy being that way.
     

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