This is not a drill

Discussion in 'The Bathroom Wall' started by idisrsly, Jul 7, 2010.

  1. idisrsly

    idisrsly I'm serious V.I.P. Lifetime

    I repeat. This is NOT a drill!

    Can someone, ANYONE, tell me what fucking kind of spider this is preceded by safe manners in which I can kill it? Safe for me, naturally. It (temporarily named Wolf, for obvious reasons) has to be dead at the end of it!

    His staring at me from outside the window must end right now. I will not tolerate being taunted like this. :shake:

    NSFW - Warning : Spider picture!
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    Last edited: Jul 7, 2010
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  2. Unity

    Unity #AllTogetherNowSTL Staff Member

    This IS a drill. Use it on him.[​IMG]
     
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  3. Rebeccaaa

    Rebeccaaa yellow 4!

    nice to see you carrying on the ST spider threads trend :)


    shoot it with a GUN
     
  4. AnitaKnapp

    AnitaKnapp It's not me, it's you. V.I.P. Lifetime

  5. idisrsly

    idisrsly I'm serious V.I.P. Lifetime

    @ Unity - do you get drills that is longer than, let's say, 2 meters?

    @ Bex - I like that. That sounds good. I could do that!! :nod:

    @ Anita - Hey, it's outside MY fucking window, hello!!! Pfft!
     
  6. CaptainObvious

    CaptainObvious Son of Liberty V.I.P.

    Just hit it with a shoe as hard as you can
     
  7. AnitaKnapp

    AnitaKnapp It's not me, it's you. V.I.P. Lifetime

    Just call some guy who has a crush on you to come over and kill it for you.
     
  8. idisrsly

    idisrsly I'm serious V.I.P. Lifetime

    Are you mad? Have you lost your mind completely? I need to be within arms length of it to hit is with a shoe? Get where I am going with this? If my arm is that close to it, it has the ability to climb on my arm!!! I ask again, have you lost your mind?

    How about a flame throwing machine. Even a man made one from a lighter and a can of aerosol. Would that work? Oh shit no, the tree would catch fire, wouldn't it. Although, if I burn the house down, that should really get rid of it for good.

    Ugh...
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    :rofl:

    There is a better chance of it dying by my own hand - within arms length. :lol:
     
    Last edited: Jul 7, 2010
  9. CaptainObvious

    CaptainObvious Son of Liberty V.I.P.

    Dammit woman! Just kill it NOW!!!
     
  10. idisrsly

    idisrsly I'm serious V.I.P. Lifetime

    :( I'm not kidding CO. I can't do it. It scares me to death. It wants to eat me. I am shaking and my skin is crawling. Please could you come do it for me? Pretty please? There is no limit to the kindness I will bestow on you should you help me out with this evidently huge issue in my life... :nod:
     

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